For My Dear Mama!

Courtesy of my friend Danielle...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. ' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA . 'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY . 'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING . 'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP. 'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

The Texas Gaylord! ICE! (I don't think so!!!)

Let me tell you, for those who might be interested, the Gaylord ICE...BITES!!!! It cost over $100 to get in, to be way over crowded, and FROZE TO DEATH! Poor Mama (no meat on her bones) had to leave 1/2 way thru, she couldn't take it! The girls made it thru the ice slide and then started crying and the tears froze! But I thought this was a SUPER cute "mommy and me" pic! Am I too old for that????NAHHHH!

ACA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS / UNITED ALLSTARS!

I am so very proud of this little lady! On top of having practice every nite she also had her 1st finals in school! On January 17th at the Fort Worth Convention Center her squad took the National Championship! Congrats to all of the Untied Allstars! OTOFOM!!!!! In the group pic....she is on the far right of the picture!

Shell's To The Rescue!!!!

I'm so computer "dumb" that is not even funny! So this super cute blog page is dedicated to Shelly Bean!!!! Thank you for helping me and making my blog WAY MORE PRETTY than b4! I really am trying to do this good so that everyone out of town can keep up with the girls and how fast they're growing! Thank you again, Shelly, mucho appreciatedo!!!

More to follow!

Since both my computers crashed in early OCTOBER, I am just now back up and running! I will have new pics and updated stories to share! Linz is also back in Competition Cheer (we just thought we were getting that 2009 Camaro ~ poor Jason) which means practice in Southlake 3 to 4 times a week and several competitions!!! That's ok tho, my new love is "Charming Charlies" in Southlake Town Square!!!! She cheers ~ I shop, LIFE IS GOOD!

Happy 11th Birthday Lindsey!!!

Too old to party with mom and dad :( Jeanna took Linz horseback riding, so she's the coolest and we took her to Medieval Times! That was interesting!!! Good thing I took forks!!!